You know how we all love social media and are languishing in all its benefits, it’s like having that friend who you end up falling for when it was well intended to be all casual with no strings attached.
Anyways, there are those people that sometimes well, let’s just say entertain us after a long day at work or whatever some of you do during the day then you decide to go through your TL. They are in so many categories that if we started listing them, even we would get bored by this blog:
The Brags:
I think every TL has one of these, this specimen of a human being will spend their whole day expressing themselves through pointing out how loaded they are, how hot their girl or man is, how rich their man is, what labels they put on, where they fly to and obviously it has to be listed as first class. We advise you to kindly unfollow such because they might make you feel like you are working for nothing.
The Communal Pervert:
Now this one does not even need to be introduced to any lady on the TL, they attack immediately and usually do not have boundaries or taste on what they will thirst after (You really want us to explain what Thirst means on these streets?) everything that shows boobs, thigh, behind or just a pretty face. The worst part is they will always think every statement posted is a sexual innuendo which might stem from them rarely getting laid in real life. When it comes to these ones, RUN!!!
I am A “Celebrity:”
Why would you not notice these one, they are everywhere and its usually the socialites with the usual kayola of followers who love posting inspirational quotes, courtesy of google and her sister apps every time they post a picture even if the quote is very unrelated to what is happening in the picture and once in a while they try to sound intelligent and it is hilarious.
The Buffoon:
These ones will go to so many lengths to crack jokes as long they get someone sort of response from the audience that is provided to them, edit someone else’s post or sometimes have the nerve to post it in its original form as their own, jump onto every tiny trend and their jokes are usually cheesy and stale, they jump from adorable to very annoying .
The Kiss- ass;
Ah, do we even need to explain these ones? Like seriously?? Just scroll down through your TL because we do not even have time for this.
Clueless Resident:
Well, you know those people that always make being blond not cute at all? Yes, those ones, slap a fool when you see this one.
The Attention seeker:
Hmmm… well, these will jump onto anything that is trending just because they want all the attention or post a nude, breasts any any of those male boner stimulating body parts or maybe attack someone else or maybe in twitter terms “sub- tweet” another person, yeah we know they reek of insecurity… to be honest, y’all enjoy those things, so we will forgive these ones just for just.
Whiner, sad, mental, emo:
Yes all the above, they will always post everything that is emotional, sometimes get sad all over the TL or go on a ranting spree that leads to nowhere and then there is a time when they post all their business for all of us to read. Oh well!
The Bullies, Trolls:
The most annoying ones, they have enough insecurities to last them decades and they will not admit to that but will have someone else on the TL pay for those insecurities. They never stop till there are tears or sad tweets all over the TL, fact is never let such people get to you because they are never worth it.
Grammar Nazis:
Everyone’s most hated group, the moment you make a grammatical error they will jump onto that post like the world would have exploded if they hadn’t corrected you. We always assume they are locked up in a room full of computers tracking down all typos and the moment one shows up, they scream EUREKA!
There are a lot of groups on social media platforms, you have to learn to sieve everything you post out there and make sure it defines who you are because whether you like it or not, your social media page is a peak into who really are even if it is argued that people have online personalities that are different from their real life ones but hey do not stop on our account, some of you are so entertaining.